What I do get excited for are those Best Of lists that come out in January. It's the easiest way to play catch-up on all those internet memes (Sad Keanu, where are you now?), indie rock albums, and news stories you should've found long ago.
Time Magazine does the Top 10 of Everything and it is just that, from soundbites to true crime.
The Top 10 Fashion Statements, according to Time contributors:
10. Heidi Klum wears a polka dot sheath by PR-finalist Mondo Guerra. He lost, and Keidi showed her objection a month later by donning his design. If I had Heidi Klum's body, I'd use it to prove all my points too.
9. Charo, who is my 2nd favourite silicone-enhanced septuagenarian. Dolly forever.
8. Taylor Momsen. A lesson to pageant moms everywhere; this is what child actors and models grow up to look like.
7. Rita Wilson at the Emmys. She took a tonne of flak for the Prada frock, a white sheath covered by a kind of crystalline tabard. I do think the matchy-matchy shoes are way too much, but otherwise I think she looked great.
And it is a statement. Maybe she's stating she's open to starring in some badass sci-fi remake, like Barbarella: Being Middle Aged in the Space Age. But see behind her: Tom obviously thinks she's beautiful, so fashion mistake or not, I think Rita gets the last laugh.
6. Britney Spears in something slutty. Snore. See also: worst dressed lists 2009, 2008, 2007....infinity.
|might as well have just thrown a little sketch of Mohammad on there while you're at it|
Mostly, the list was all about shock and awe-naw-she-didn't!
Crazy for the sake of crazy is not a statement, Time.
I think there were tonnes of fashion statements notably absent from the list:
1a) It was definitely the Year of the TV Stylists!
Genius and costumer Jane Bryant makes us all swoon for Mad Men. Stop Staring dresses fly off the racks and we all get revved up for the Swinging Sixties to hit next season.
1b) Kyra Sedgewick is finally getting the recognition she deserves for 6 seasons of The Closer. I've long admired her acting, AND the work of costume designer Greg LaVoi. Set against an all-male cast, he dresses the star in vintage 40's blazers (tailored within an inch of her life), printed skirts, bright trenches, and that big black bag. Check out Brenda's fashions on the TNT site.
1c) Runners up:
Eric Daman of Gossip Girl wows us with a well edited selection of designer fare.
Mandi Line of Pretty Little Liars does an adolescent version of Pat Fields' SATC. Each girl has her own 'look', but all 4 are into budget-friendly clothes and accessories from the like of Target and Dillards.
2) Chanteuse Alison Goldfrapp never disappoints with her trademark day-glo catsuits and wild mop of curls, both part of her on-stage persona. Lady Gaga take note: she is NOT wearing 18 inch platform heels that require her to be carried in a litter from place to place.
3) Naomi Campbell's Fashion Relief Benefit, held just a few days after McQueen's death. The host walked with Kate Moss and Annabelle Neilson in the late designer's last collection. It was a sweet and personal tribute, from a decidedly surface industry.
4) Between rehabs, Lindsay Lohan finds the time to design a collection for once-reputable Ungaro. Chaos ensues, and the House promptly cans her. Lesson learned.
PS: Lindsay maintains a legging collection called 6162. Hate to admit it, but I have a pair or two. I suppose if you want wedding dress you go Wang; if you want leggings you go Lohan.
5) Livia Firth wears eco-conscious designers for every public appearance while accompanying hubby Colin, as he promoted the Tom Ford directed A Single Man. Her effort comes to be known as "The Green Carpet".
6) Boobs, they're HUGE right now. All over runways and ad campaigns, breasts were big in 2010. Elle MacPherson and Laetitia Casta (below) walked in Louis Vuitton's sweetheart-necklines. CK-favourite Lara Stone was voted Model of the Year.
7) The Emmas and their hair - Watson cuts hers and tempts fate to give her the Felicity-syndrome of immediate unmarketability. Lets hope she stays commercially viable without her Hermione Granger mane. Then Stone has to dye her hair blond for the Spiderman remake/prequel/reimagining/sequel/CGIfest. It hits the internet immediately and the nerds are divided.
8) Silly Bandz - the mega-trend started by gradeschoolers gets co-opted by fashionistas everywhere, who choose to pair the bright bangles with their couture:
9) The GTL Look - I hate to admit it, but the Jersey Shore is now part of our collective consciousness. It is a look. A terrible, over-tanned, juiced-up, Ed-Hardified look but a look nonetheless. Can't say I've ever seen an episode, but it was EVERYWHERE as a Halloween costume and it comes to mind every time I see a girl wearing her hair in a weird little bouffant alien-bump. Alas, 2010, perhaps its best you're over.
|some things can't be unseen|
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